These are my dad`s fishes. They are family too, even when they go away through the toilet and my father goes to the beach to take them back.	My dad told me that once a cow landed almost in his head. Hard to believe, but I have to believe in everything (except in that thing that he is irresistable to the women. Please, give me a break!)	Do you remember when I talked about the indians who saved my dad? This is their tribe. The Old Hosteen visits my mother sometimes. He comes from the beyond just to teach her how to pray.
When my mom is very angry, but really angry, she says that this is my real father. My mom has a fertile imagination and a sick sense of humour.	Do you see this cricket? My mom ate one of them, very alive. I want to see some mom who does this.	This worm entered the people body and they got very nervous. Because of this worm my mom pointed her gun to my dad and locked him in a freezer.
That`s my dad hunting a ghost. Well, I can`t draw very well....	My mom told me that a mosquito just like this one almost did she and dad date. She talked about other times they almost dated. I don`t know how I was born, since these two love an "almost".	But they got married, and I was born, not in this order. This church is Out There.