Subject: Hard Money
From: Claudia Modell
Reply to: claudia@subsolo.org
Note: Before you delete this message know that this is not what you
think. Read please....



How to make money without living your house.

Believe me! I did it and it worked. I was exactly like you all. I
didn`t believe in spam, piramide schems or chain letters.
But one day I thought. "What do I have to lose other than my surf
board?"
I decided to take the risk. I sold everything I had (the board),
left the beaches and went toward my new life.
Now I am a successful man. The people reconize me wherever I go.
Don`t you believe?
No one is able to remember who produced Matrix or Cleopatra, but
they know who is the producer of my series.
And all this success came from a message just like this one. A
message received eight years ago!! Yes, eight years.
I invested only a board and eight years. Now I have a ton of money,
I`m loved and hated by million of people all over the word.
It`s everyone`s dream.
You can reach your dreams as well.
You just have to follow the rules in this message and you`ll reach
the success.
Are you ready?


1.1. What do I have to do?

If you are spending your time surfing in California, then you are
just wasting time. You need a goal in your life.
First of all, sell your board.

1.2. The goal.

Are you a confused person? Don`t you have a goal at all? You are the
perfect person to be a TV producer. Pick up a theme, create some
interesting characters and a confused background story.


1.3. Inicial money.

Calm down. I know that selling a board won`t give you a lot of
money, but it will be enough. You will be able to buy a suit and pay
your taxi. 
You won`t have money to cut your hair, though.


1.4. Business partner.

You need now to find who has the amount of money you`ll need to
produce your series.
To find a perfect business partner is almost impossible, so don`t be
demanding.


1.5. Demands.


After your series is aproved, you can start to make demands. In
order to test the patience of your partner, insist that you want that
actor with a funny tie and that unknown actress.


1.6. Starting a new life.


The actors you chose had been accepted. You can begin to write the
episodes. Don`t give up of the demands, though. You don`t have
anything to lose. Make it clear that the main characters aren`t not
going to be lovers, show that the Government is evil and begin an
anti smoking campaign.

1.7. Testing deeper waters.

At this point you already have created your own company, but you
aren`t not sure about its strength. Test it. Make a character
disappear for a while. Change the background story.

1.8. First problems.

Do you know that actor with the funny tie? One day he will turn
against his creator. But don`t get mad. Do whatever he wants. Move
the series to another city, give him more money, let him use his ring
if he wants to or let him direct an episode. The important thing is
not let him or any other person know that you are weak. You are not!!

1.9. Boredom.

Now you are really bored. You created another series, but your
business partner didn`t give it the attention you wanted. Your actor
(the main character) wants more money, a doll, some cards, and God
knows what more.
It`s your turn to irritate everyone. Fans, producer, friends, dog,
neighbor....
Do crazy things with the characters. Buy The Sims, just to practice.

1.10. When things go wrong.

You did everything you could. You killed a lot of characters (more
than once), you did dead people come back and you created other
people. But life is still boring.
Go watch some soap opera. This will give you more inspiration. Make
your main character get pregnant. Please, the female character! 
Let the male character be abducted by aliens. It`s safer.

1.11. When things don`t get better.


You did the craziest things ever. You followed this manual, but even
doing this life is boring, boring....
Fear not! 
Kill your main character (again). 
It`s just a game. You can restart later.
Now bury him. 
There`s nothing better than a coffin and a really dead body to make
everyone believe that he is really dead this time.

1.12. If nothing works.

Now you can give up. You did everything you could and everything you
shouldn`t. But your fans, your business partner or the media just
don`t let you go.
You need to get a life. 
Take your money, buy a board and go surfing.

This worked for me. Believe. Pass this message forward and don`t
break the chain,.
You are going to be a tv series` producer.
Before you send this message, put your name and e-mail over the
first name of the list.
This will garantee the necessary feedback for your dreams to become
true.


Ps. I sent this message to Brasil, and the girl doesn`t know how to
write in english. That`s why you`ll find so many mistakes. Excuse
her, please.....


Claudia Modell
cmodell@hotmail.com


Chris Carter
surfer@hawaii.yeah