Title: Disclaimers Author: Claudia Modell (cmodell@hotmail.com) Rating: G Category: NonFic/H Spoilers: None Summary: Just a disclaimer colection. Disclaimers: Only one of these disclaimers is mine. The other were posted without permission, but the name of the author is there! Do I really need to do a disclaimer for disclaimers?:) THE DISCLAIMER: As if! (MustangSally78@juno.com) DISCLAIMER: Mulder, Skinner, Scully and CSM belong to CC and Fox Broadcasting and I am only borrowing them for a moment and will return them. (Joyce McKibben) DISCLAIMER: Okay, here we go. I don't own them, I'm just borrowing them because the grand high sci-fiction genius Chris Carter invented them and I'm horribly envious. All devoted regards to 1013, FOX, and such. No infringement, no money intended, just one fan's way of worshipping perfection. (Terma99@aol.com) DISCLAIMER: Mulder and Scully do not belong to me. They belong to Chris Carter, 1013, FOX, David Duchovny, and Gillian Anderson. I am so grateful to them for creating such wonderful characters that so many people love as much as if they were real, and whom without many of us might actually have lives. :) That's a testament to their power. None of the other characters-- Skinner, the Lonegun Men, CSM, Diana, etc. -- are mine either. They are also the property of the aforementioned. This is written purely for entertainment purposes when I have nothing to do at work.(Mindy Shafer) DISCLAIMER: Chris Carter owns Mulder, Scully, and likely half of the Western world at this point. And yes, damn it, I'm jealous.(Leyla Harrison) DISCLAIMER: Mulder, Scully & Mrs. Scully, Charles, Tara & Matthew Scully, & Charles Scully belong to 10/13 productions and Chris Carter. I'm just borrowing them. I won't keep them. At the end of the story you can have `em back, I swear, (unless you *want* to give `em to me.) All other characters belong to me, and if Mr. Carter wants to borrow them, all he needs to do is ask. (Susan Proto) DISCLAIMER: Ain't mine. (J. C. Sun) DISCLAIMER: Straight simple and to the point: Mulder and Scully are property of FOX Television, 1013 Productions, Chris Carter, and probably a bunch of other people. If I owned them, I wouldn't need student loans.(Kalynn) DISCLAIMER: They aren't mine. I'm formally not making any money off this story (love offerings will be accepted though), so please don't sue me. . . :) I have nothing but a sorry cat, some Beanie Babies, and a lot of advice if you do.(Katie Harris) DISCLAIMER: yeah, yeah. We don't own them. They are property of FOX, 1013 productions, Chris Carter, blah blah blah, yaddayaddayadda. NO infringement is intended. There. Happy now? (Eviltwins aka Lana and Laine) DISCLAIMER: Nope, I do not own these characters or situations. If I were THAT smart, I would be rich.(Brandon D. Ray).DISCLAIMER: Certain characters do not belong to me. Fox and 1013 own them, chains and irons included. For the purposes of this piece of fan fiction, I broke into the safehouse where they were being kept and coerced them- -against their will--to perform for my story. Mea Culpa. However, I did return them back the way I found them, more or less. (H Lynn) DISCLAIMER: Nobody's mine. Not Mulder, not Scully, not Skinner, or Mrs.Scully or Mrs. Mulder. Nope, they all belong to the Great Surfer from Above, also known as CC and 1013. (Samantha) DISCLAIMER: In the beginning CC created the X-Files. And the series was without a producer. And CC found out the Fox Company. And CC said, please lets produce this serie, it will be very good. And CC saw a positive answer.And CC made two great lights and set them in the series. The Moon is know now as Mulder and the Sun is know as Scully. They are created to rule over the day and over the night, and to divide the light from the darkness. And CC decides they will never be together. And CC saw it was good in this way. And this is the way will be forever.The Moon and the Sun, the lovers, will never be together. Gee, I love UST:) (Claudia Modell) DISCLAIMER: Okay, here we go. I don't own them, I'm just borrowing them because the grand high sci-fiction genius Chris Carter invented them and I'm horribly envious. So I borrow them and let them have a break from some of the five plus years of UST. I think they appreciate it. All regards to 1013, FOX, and such. No infringement, no money intended, just fun for my squirrely little mind. (Terma99) DISCLAIMER: Grace is mine. So are Sarah and Miss Black. But nobody else is. *sniff sniff* (Samantha) DISCLAIMER: As much as I wish I had a hand in creating The X-Files all rights belong to Chris Carter, 1013 Productions and Fox Entertainment. I do however believe that Mulder and Scully belong to David and Gillian, without them there would be words but no soul. Suing me would do no good, I would just have more time to write in jail. (Stephanie Kaiser) DISCLAIMER: We do not own these characters. We just like to make them jaunty and happy. (Gang of Four) DISLCAIMER: The usual. Somebody else thought these characters up, and I am shamelessly appropriating them. But it's all in fun, y'know? (Brandon D. Ray) DISCLAIMER: I'm just borrowing them, Chris! Honest! (Jen) DISCLAIMER: Mulder and Scully belong to 10/13 productions and Chris Carter. Since I have learned to play nice in the sandbox, I am only borrowing them and promise to return them at the end of the story. Honest. I promise. Believe me. Please, because I couldn't afford to be sued on my salary. (Susan Proto) DISCLAIMER: I plan to buy the show and all its characters once it's over, but for now Mr. Chris Carter (aka God/Devil depending on what happened in last week's episode), 1013 Productions and 20th Century FOX owns 'em all for now. Except for the other FBI agents, the Krycek family and the doctors. (Samantha Lin) DISCLAIMER: Not mine, not mine, not mine!! But the story's mine!!! (Leighcia).DISCLAIMER: I don't own these characters or their lives. This story came to me in a dream and I just took dictation, so if Fox, 1013, and CC want to sue they can call my subconscious' lawyer and they can do lunch. (Marguerite) DISCLAIMER: Fox Mulder, Dana Scully, and Walter Skinner are not ours. If they were, we'd both have millions of dollars and be very happy :-). Instead, they belong to Chris Carter, Fox, and 1013 Productions and we are poor. So please don't sue!? (Jen and Lauren) DISCLAIMER: Not mine, and after The Beginning I wouldn't even want Mulder. Poor Scully. (Katie Harris) DISCLAIMER: Mulder and Scully, X-Files etc do not belong to me. They belong to Chris Carter - shucks - I always promised my mother I'd never steal - I guess its okay if I swear not to make any money from them and return them when I'm done. (Caroline) DISCLAIMER: Yadda yadda yadda, blah blah blah, they're not mine, they belong to CC, Fox, DD, GA and the gads of lawyers these guys employ. Speaking of lawyers, suing me would be an exercise in futility; I have no money. If you saw my paycheck you would be forced to concur with my assessment and leave me alone. (Dana Parker) DISCLAIMER: As everyone knows, the characters Fox Mulder, Dana Scully, etc., belong to Chris Carter, Ten Thirteen Productions, FOX Broadcasting and 20th Century FOX Television. I mean, if they belonged to me, I'd be off traveling the world with all my millions, rather than sitting here writing this. Such is my life ... so, don't even try to sue me! (Katwoman) DISCLAIMER: One of the characters in this work of fiction is not mine. One is. The one that isn't remains the property of its creator. The one that is remains my property. (Kate Muldawer) DISCLAIMER: All the well-known names mentioned below are not mine. The totally unknown ones are. (Philey) DISCLAIMER: OK so not all parts of this story are mine, heck none of 'em are.(E. Ripley)